Do you learn something new every day?
Sometimes being married to this guy makes me feel like I learn something new every day.
…..he’s obnoxiously bright. Like, read something once and obtain instant expert level knowledge on the subject obnoxiously bright.
(Wait, then, why are we readers stuck hearing from THIS crazy moron all the time??)
(Hey, don’t be so mean! My slightly-more-normal-intelligenced brain is AWESOME!)
When we were teenagers and I kinda’
was 100% totally head-over-heels in love with had a wee teeny tiny little squidge of a crush on him one of the main things I admired was the seemingly endless bits of knowledge ratting around in his brain that a simpleton like myself was just…wow. All this garbage about constellations one night while laying on the trampoline just hanging out – he wasn’t being a cocky, cliche-romantic turd, just sharing some facts about life he found interesting!
Well, tonight….. hahaha the caverns of knowledge got me again!!
Some of my super-extended-we-never-see family is coming into “town” for the weekend, and I’m pretty pleased, and trying to make arrangements to make sure we bump into each other at some point while they’re here. Because, well, they’re my family! So I’m on the phone with my Mom, chatting and planning and whatever. And it looks like, at the time, WE are going to be freed up from all the fun and frivolity before dinnertime Saturday because the real grown-ups are going out for a fancy real-grown-up dinner or something.
I have this nasty habit of assuming that you know what I’m talking about. You being whomever I’m currently talking to.
Especially if I was JUST talking about it.
Even if the thing I’m talking about to you that I was just talking about…was in a conversation to someone else that you couldn’t overhear because, you know, phones…that whole one-sided conversation thing….
So I hang up.
And my mind starts going.
Gee, if we’re free by Saturday night I can book a couple of work appointments. Or we can see if his family is free for dinner. Or we can do this, or we can do that, or or or or or or or….
What comes out?
“We should see if your family is free for dinner.”
………silence……….for a brief moment….
“Usually by the time a person reaches about 2-3 years of age they acquire Theory of Mind wherein they become able to recognize that what is in their mind may be different than what others may actually be experiencing. ….it does take longer to develop in some than others….”
Ohmigoodness, I couldn’t stop laughing.
My brain is infantile. hahahaha I don’t have theory of mind!!
Apparently, all the when-what-who-where-why-how CONTEXT of my let’s-do-dinner was…between my mom and I on the phone and theeennnnn carried on in my brain. Silently. Before mid-conversation comes flying out.
If only this were a one-off occurrence. X-D My poor hubs, though, has figured out how to translate, or as in this case, just flat-out tell me he has noooooooooooo idea where I am in what conversation with whom. Aaaaaand we laugh, repeatedly, at my inability to recognize that I’ve, once again, started speaking out loud mid-sentence, or “repeating” a question I’ve never actually posed outside of my head, or any number of other idiosyncrasies of my, uh, “ability” at verbal communication.
Thank goodness we laugh about it! And hey! I learned about theory of mind today! I’d call that a win, no? O:-) Do you have any weird communication non-skillz?